Monday, May 3, 2010

Tales on Tuesday...Leave it to Beaver


Nessa, of The Chrysalis Stage, hosts a weekly writing theme called Tales on Tuesday. Tell a short, short (500 words or less) story based on the weeks theme.Each theme will be the title of a TV show to provide some inspiration. Your story does not have to have anything to do with the TV show.

This is a true story.

When I was 6 years old, my sister Peggie was 17.

One afternoon, I lay on the parlor floor watching Leave It to Beaver, waiting for Lassie to come on. Beaver didn't hold my attention very well and I fell asleep. I woke up to the closing credits of Lassie. You remember, as the credits roll, Lassie sits there waving her paw as Greensleeves plays. I was heartbroken. I wailed and sobbed.

Peggie, being the nice lady she was, tried to console me. When it didn't work, she told me supper would be ready soon, and returned to the kitchen. Somehow I settled myself enough to go to the dining room. I saw all my brothers seated at table, but my parents were not there. When I learned they weren't even home, the wailing and sobbing began again.

Busy putting plates on the table, Peggie asked my brother Bruce to help me to my seat. Bruce was 15. He squared me away, dried my tears and asked if he could sit next to me. I agreed between little leftover sobs. Bruce gave me a sip of his milk while we waited for the rest of the plates. I remember feeling better, and asking Bruce if he would let me listen to his records.

Bruce and I chatted happily until Peg set my plate down in front of me. I was flabbergasted! There was bacon and eggs and pancakes on my plate! Breakfast for supper?!
What in the world was happening? I lost it.

After that, all I can remember is being carried upstairs, helped into pajamas and then into bed.

To this day, I cannot hear Greensleeves
without a feeling of utter sadness.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

microfiction Monday #29...

Welcome to microfiction Monday
where a picture paints 140 characters, or even less.

CORRECTION!
Southlakes Mom pointed out that this entry
was about 50 characters OVER!
She was right, I counted WORDS!

So I did it over...


Two classic warriors walk into a bar.

The bikers clean their clocks and steal their armor.

Two classic warriors limp out of a bar.


Take a cruise by Susan's place at Stony River for more microfiction Monday...

Original post...

Two classic warriors walk into a bar...
All the drunks point and laugh.
The bikers clean their clocks and steal their armor.
Two classic warriors walk out of a bar...
in their underwear.



Blast from the Past...



What folks are saying while you take their picture...

He: Hi Sugar! Are you rationed?

She: I think I got a date, but stick around anyway, fellas;
just in case.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Friday, April 30, 2010

Business Card Magnets - What's On Your Fridge?

My good friend Tammy makes and sells cake. She has a frightfully delicious recipe and everyone who tastes it raves. She also makes a great buttercream frosting. But Tam's real talent is the design and execution of cake for special occasions. She can create a traditional or custom cake for any wedding, birthday, anniversary or holiday. Tam can make you a cake for any occasion, just tell her the specs and she will go to town. Tammy's cake gets a lot of compliments.

Tam and I were discussing ways to market her cake business. She already has very nice cards she passes out, but she's afraid the card may get mislaid or thrown away before a person needs a cake. I suggested business card magnets. A business card stuck to a fridge would stay around much longer than a paper one floating about in a purse.

As we discussed it, her son and his girl joined us. They are a very cute couple and we teased them about wedding plans. They very seriously told us they have none. Son pointed out that cute-ness does not a marriage make. Girl pointed out that the party they planned to attend would be a great opportunity to hand out business card magnets.

Tam wondered where these particular party goers might stick the magnets. Keg or can?