This morning I woke up late. I overslept because I closed the curtains last night before I went to bed. No light came through the windows this morning to wake me up.
At 8:20 I woke with a start. I could not see the clock. As I fumbled around for the clock, I knocked a bunch of stuff on the floor. Even though I still could not see, I could tell by the dripping sounds that I spilled the drink I had next to the bed. The drink was fruit punch. I had a white rug on the floor and white sheets on my bed. I don't think I'll get those stains out. So I used the sheets and the rug to wipe up the fruit punch.
I couldn't find my glasses,so I began my journey to the bathroom with out them. I felt confident I could shower and brush my teeth without spilling or dropping anything. I was successful both in showering and not breaking anything. But as I left the bathroom, our dog came charging at me, grinning and wagging, her usual happy self.
As I was greeting the dog, I stepped closer to the bed and heard an unmistakable CRUUNCH! I stepped on my glasses! I’ve broken the frames and the lenses. I’ll need new ones.
I wonder if I can get them made of titanium?