Here Comes the Sun
Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun
1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach.
so do some fava beans and a nice chianti...
2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good.
sounds like someone who spent high school smoking crack in the bathroom.
3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active.
'cuz imma lazy shit and i want someone else to do all my work
4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice.
translate - hoarder
5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person.
and i'm not in the back of a police cruiser
6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live.
is she gonna murder him?
7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow.
alone? get a dog or go to the mall
8. Not looking for garbage.
now honestly, who is?
9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online.
i'll take a plane ticket
10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top.
note: no mention of the struggle
1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach.
so do some fava beans and a nice chianti...
2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good.
sounds like someone who spent high school smoking crack in the bathroom.
3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active.
'cuz imma lazy shit and i want someone else to do all my work
4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice.
translate - hoarder
5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person.
and i'm not in the back of a police cruiser
6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live.
is she gonna murder him?
7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow.
alone? get a dog or go to the mall
8. Not looking for garbage.
now honestly, who is?
9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online.
i'll take a plane ticket
10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top.
note: no mention of the struggle
Re, #10: No mention of what's in the hill, either.
ReplyDeleteAnt hill? Mole hill? Pile of sh*t?
ReplyDeleteI knew you would love this meme. And hey, someone should tell Bud that latina isn't gender neutral!
ROFLMAO!!! i love hoarder LOL Brilliant. Have a great week ahead :)
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