Sunday, September 13, 2009

Everyone has a reason to hate that elf, the looks he gives the staff! Just the other day one of the milk maids said he leered at her from behind a shrubbery! She claims as she hurried away, she caught her apron on a rose bush. I found her sobbing over her tattered garment.
We've all come under great scrutiny. I overheard one of the janitors say that management is reviewing the films from the security cameras and they have some leads.
No one will admit to putting the tire marks on that elf. I think he's okay, but they say he's just as rude as ever.

Each week 5 words will be listed. Your mission is to string those words together with other words of your choosing to fashion into a sentence, several sentences, a paragraph, several paragraphs, a poem, or even a short story.


  1. I love this! It's perfect. And perfectly funny!

  2. Ohhhhh dear! Poor Elf! Well... if he's that rude though... maybe someone wasn't trying quite hard enough!

  3. Very funny and fairly stream-of-consciousness.


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